omg poor fucking kid hahahhaha

(Source: goatish)

(Reblogged from shouldnt)

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)

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heckacute:

When I was a kid, some of my friends and I heard that there was a fire at the cigarette factory so we all rode our bikes over there to check it out. The whole place was on fire. I got in trouble because my parents heard that we were watching it and breathing in as hard as we could to try and inhale the smoke. 

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shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

(Reblogged from nachsie)

funniestpicturesdaily:

A guy I graduated high school with dropped $2000 worth of eggs and posted it to Facebook.

(Reblogged from funniestpicturesdaily)

funniestpicturesdaily:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

(Reblogged from funniestpicturesdaily)

fagmobs:

lindsaychrist:

what about “work”

tumblr user fagmobs challenges lil debbie to get a record deal

(Source: illumahottie)

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(Source: foxpapa)

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katlady-oneill:

asvprock:

Is it prostitution if I get paid in food?

Otherwise know as a date

(Reblogged from greetings)

(Source: octopussoir-)

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benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

(Reblogged from indelibility)

intensional:

i couldn’t resist

(Reblogged from greetings)

kyrm:

Hello kitty is changing it up I see

(Reblogged from sail0rcunt)

2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

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