i wanna be a frozen pea.


i'm a wild child i don't wanna go to bed. i mainly do things so i can say "been there done that."

Actually, my life is boring. i work at a local grocery store. yup.

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i wanna cry cause i wanna be high.

i now own this amazing necklace 

i now own this amazing necklace 

Last night at the Kate Nash concert (which I am going to blog about later) she asked me to go on stage and dance with her and of course i said yes!! then she asked a few other girls (but i like to brag that i was the first! she pointed at me and said “come here” and then whispered into my ear!!!) anyway— i was wondering if anyone has photos from us dancing on stage? i can’t find any. 

so, anyone?

i can’t wait to see marina and the diamonds (again!!) tomorrow night in portland.

i wish i knew people who were going!!!

three years today.
rest in peace hatziri <3

three years today.

rest in peace hatziri <3

I WORK THE NEXT 9 DAYS IN A ROW…

omg

all of my good friends share a birthday with a family member of mine… 

Sydney shares her birthday (February 4th) with my sister and grandma.

Hailey shares her birthday (December 29th) with my cousin.

Shelby almost shares her birthday (March 31st) with my mom (April 1st)

Molly also almost shares her birthday (July 20th) with my dad (July 22/23rd— he doesn’t know his real birthday) but she does share her birthday with my face since I had my jaw surgery July 20th 2010.

yup

just an observation i’ve made 

If you think about it, i have one of the most awkward jobs in the world

being a cashier at a grocery store means that I am forced to make awkward conversations with strangers for like 3 minutes for 8 hours a day. it is so weird. 

i thought “i shouldn’t have another drink” and then i asked myself why i shouldn’t and i couldn’t come up with a legit reason so i’m going to make myself a drink now.

just bought this for my car.
yup.

just bought this for my car.

yup.

ARE ANY OF YOU GOING TO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IN PORTLAND, OREGON ON MAY 4TH?!?!?!?

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

i watched 2 girls 1 cup with my friends brother, actually. he called us into his room and made us watch it. come to think about it, i watched a lot of porn with him. but like weird porn, like midgets or old people. yeah, it was strange. 

(Source: iancolesbigass, via theodore-bruisevelt)

WOW OKAY. I REALLY WISH I WAS ABLE TO SAY “OH, NO THANKS I DON’T WANT TO HANG OUT. I’M TIRED.” BUT NOPE. NO ONE EVER INVITES ME ANYWHERE.

not to brag (no really, i’m not bragging) but all i’ve ate today has been like 2 bites of my oatmeal, i’ve been really depressed so i haven’t been able to eat. but i bought myself a mikes “harder” lemonade (UGH— i’m so lame) american spirits, cheeto fries, ben & jerrys, and a mini cheesecake. i also have tequila. i asked a co-worker to hang out but he isn’t off until 9 and he’s the type to keep his phone in his locker sooo i’m gonna wait until 9:15 and if i don’t hear back or get a yes i’m gonna get drunk (super fast since i haven’t ate) then i’m gonna binge out on junk food and watch either Sailor Moon, It’s Always Sunny… or The L Word.

i kinda feel like watching the episodes leading up to Dana’s death and the episodes after (i guess, all of season 3? ha) YEAH I’M THAT KIND OF DEPRESSED. 

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